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British Demotivational Poster


Guns -


TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.16/5

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Thedewd - September 29, 2017, 5:05 am
Vanner is under the impression the UK population is over 1.6 billion?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 3:48 pm
Disease: Without it, the British wouldn't have decided it was too costly to stick around to hand you your asses.
plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


BRITISH NINJAS - Not your garden variety ninja




THE CHALLENGER 2 -


TAGS: tank british best war
Rating: 1.94/5

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hootizz - June 17, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice one...!! but it would look even better on the back of a Kenworth 953 being hauled through an Arab Desert...
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:40 pm
For reasons unknown I just prefer a good old Tiger tank. And definitely not the Sherman like in this picture.
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:44 am
ONE TEAM ONE FIGHT! So I'm not going to get into how If the Abrahms drops the soap in teh shower, the challenger picks it up! Good day to you gentleman.
rogueagent - November 18, 2009, 5:36 am
Challey 2 is a great tank, one of the longest range confirmed kills on record.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:09 pm
Exactly, Dre.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:08 pm
I mean look at it... doesn't even have the lower profile of the M1A1, XK2 or T90. It's like they want to get hit in this tank... it's in danger of clipping aircraft, for God's sake!
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
but the first one blew up
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:03 pm
No... but if it's a piece of crap yugoslavian/russian tank, you might as well name it the challenger 2...
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:01 pm
Well, its certainly not the Challenger 2, isnt that a Space Shuttle?
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
Ho HO!!!! Burned, Dre!!! We were both WAY off! Still, good call, Dre... you can definitely see the russian influence.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
It's obviously the Yugoslavian VK-32Junger. Which is about the only heavy vehicle they got just about right. Note the turret design. Slightly tapered across the diagonal axis. Dead giveaway if you know what to look for.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'd like to think I lost the argument based on impressive knowledge, and not a shortcut to your greatness.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:49 pm
It does look a lot like a low-budget, WW2 throwback death-trap. I have to bow to your observational skills there, Dre. Hope you didn't cheat by visiting the site.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:48 pm
Its Russian, not a doubt about that. Stupid ruskies never have enough armor on their tanks
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:46 pm
Why bother? I now have to stick by my Leopard call again. Although the muzzle is clearly different, a Leopard 2E model was made with added armor protection... and this one does look too bulky to be a russian-made tank.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:44 pm
well there is a military-today.com logo in the lower right, lets go there and find out
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
You have a point, Dre... although the color scheme indicates nothing european, I have to believe that the barrel does give it away... can't possibly be german made.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:40 pm
Where I'm from is hardly an issue... unless I was french.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
I'm not from Canada, but they did... much like a good portion of the world... purchase these things.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
Um, obviously it is the Black Eagle, look at the barrel length and tread size....incompetent fools
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
What you did, it's there and I see it. I will not play your game, but I will ask where you're from, dude.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:37 pm
Challenger 2? Not with that profile... it has to be a Leopard 2.


MR GANGSTER, SIR? -


TAGS: gangster fail plastic british
Rating: 3.56/5

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 9:03 pm
Yeah but in his case the Hooker killed him.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
Heh, the paint guns,$200 and a wife beater shirt...somebody was playing Grand Theft Auto.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
LOL... more than likely, it's sobriety. It's like my fingers are fighting the keyboard.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
That chilly weather must be affecting your motor skills.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:09 pm
Spelling, anyone? What the hell?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
YOu clearly don't feel the vibe he's puttin' out... painball guns and a fistgul of Comicon tickets, yo... patrollin' his turf between H&M and the food court!
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:07 pm
Canadian actually. Also, pics of douche bags like this are always fun to see.


ENGLISH FAGGOTS - Seriously, Every person in England is a Faggot!!!


TAGS: england faggot british
Rating: 1.99/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

Airman - March 5, 2012, 5:44 pm
this poster is from 2009.. not sure anyone who commented is still around to yell at
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:22 pm
Your just jealous we have a more technically advanced country than where you live, go back to blowing your goats
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:17 pm
If it wasn't for us you would be running around with the rest of the red indians, Pussman what a gay fucking name
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:13 pm
Come over to the UK and say that to my face and I will seriously fuck you up for being a cunt, slimy pricks like you give the americans a bad name but I guess your too chicken shit to come over here with a gun, leave time and place anywhere in London ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2011, 9:03 pm
Country bashing and homophobic nonsense will not be tolerated Jaba...especially this hateful crap you're spouting. This is the only warning you will get.
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:09 am
Typical Uk faggots i hate your damn country! www.gaydatingagency.com/search/simple/results.aspx?ssid=1034607&p=3
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:00 am
Actually every person in England is a faggot! I mean c'mon what do brits do besides sucking cock? Read newspaper and tea bag each other? It's your fault you let old faggot farts overrun you country and made laughing stock out of it! Fuck brits!
Derek - August 26, 2009, 5:35 am
Creators of the largest empire the World has ever known, the industrial revolution and the most widely understood language on Earth are all homosexuals. Tell me, how did you conduct your survey Renee, s'il vous plait?
Tiny Dancer - June 11, 2009, 10:59 am
The creator is aware that at least in the UK a "Faggot" is a small minced meat product, quite delicious. So thankyou for the technical compliment.
TheBritishGuy - June 7, 2009, 11:22 am
You are so lucky the internet provides anonymity or I would track you down and tear out every one of your organs and force you to eat them while roasting you on a spit. Man am I glad I got that off my chest.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
And as for the comment by Renee Pussman on 30th Oct. If it were not for the Soviet Union the war could not have been won. 70% of the land war in Europe was fought on the EASTERN front. No country could have beaten Germany (and their allies) on their own.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
More to the point, this isn't even the English flag. Do some research.
Croga15 - April 12, 2009, 4:31 am
This poster is clearly the work of an irish man
... - April 9, 2009, 2:08 pm
Actually most of us do get along. It just so happens that all of those idiots who are patriotic-elitist happen to congregate on the internet. Sorry. I wish it were not true but, it is.
leeebling - March 13, 2009, 9:46 am
can't we all just get along?
HtD - February 19, 2009, 2:29 am
This poster is the work of a Frenchman.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 7:42 pm
Nice. Most of the world hates America, and you insult one of our only allies. Stupid cumshot.
Culos - January 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Incredible, lived in the US, now in the UK and you fail at spelling and grammar? Why should we be bothered by your opinion then????
... - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
the person who posted it definatly is
Seriously guys? - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
Whats all the arguing about? For those people saying the English are faggots, thats childish and how many english people do you know? i live in england but previously in america and both are great. Americans aren't fags because of this poster but who ever
agdaniele - December 13, 2008, 11:36 am
Before we argue superiority with dear Renee, check her other motifakes. You needn't argue, you're already superior.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:01 pm
Now I'M confused....so England is part of the Red Cross? You'd think their donuts would be better then.
Culos - December 6, 2008, 8:13 am
@paladin: So you are saying the captio is wrong and it should read "BRITISH FAGGOTS, Seriously, Every person in Great Britain is a faggot", Happy now???
paladin12 - December 6, 2008, 8:07 am
I'll say it again: THIS IS THE UNION FLAG OF GREAT BRITAIN. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:06 pm
--lyrics or sonnets, depending on the time of day).
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:05 pm
- or so and people may be hard pressed to remember the Queen's English, unless by then we all have the chip in our brains that translates everything to our preferred mode of communication (I want the one that puts everything in the form of either pop lyri
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Bastardised or not, we have plenty of English speakers in the USA, and we make lots of books and movies in English, not to mention instruction manuals, webpages, etc. There's a whole hell of a lot more of our English out there. Give it another century o
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:28 am
a little further education,,its from "vulgar latin" Facus.. or from Greek.. Phakelos..( bundle )..bet you didnt know you could come here to get a better education did you ??
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:20 am
Well under normal curcumstances it would be , but we are speaking in "yanky" and it is as we all know a bastardised version of true English.
Culos - November 27, 2008, 6:16 am
Should that not be arseholes? LOL
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:10 am
To educate you a little further a fagot is also a lump of wood for lighting a fire,but mainly its for all you little butt fuckers in yank land .Queer assholes.
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:08 am
No its just done so all you spelling / grammar nazis have somthing to do with your sad sorry little lives.
GoForthAndDie - November 27, 2008, 2:08 am
I think that's done to emphasize his n00bishness.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 1:42 am
He doesn't capitalize 'english', so the rules are sort of fuzzy for him.
Culos - November 26, 2008, 6:03 pm
Btw Proud English guy, your or you're, are you sure English is your first language?
Culos - November 26, 2008, 5:31 pm
A fagot is in fact a French bean variety and since it's French I guess we can assume it to be queer as well, can't we?
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:27 pm
A fag is a queer.and if your queer your American..so there you go boys..all you yanks are gay boys..
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:24 pm
Ok let me set the record straight .. in English.. a fagot is a meat ball.. a fag is a cigarette
Bokkie - November 26, 2008, 8:57 am
America is to the world what McDonalds is to food.
paladin12 - November 26, 2008, 8:52 am
Guys. This is the Union Flag of Great Britain. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Amaterasu - November 6, 2008, 2:07 pm
It's all Spain's fault. They hired Columbus.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 8:11 pm
Yo Seb, you conveniently forgot that the Dutch were there before you and your ancestors 'bought' America for next to nothing from them
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:40 pm
Dam. Comment cut -.-
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:38 pm
Oi, American fools, you would have all been red Indians. The reason you speak english and are cork Asian is because we English colonised you country. Along with the other European powers at the time. So, in short you are in fact, originally English, there
Renee Pussman - October 30, 2008, 6:26 pm
Hey Brits... Go fuck yourselves. If it weren't for us you FAGGOTS would be speaking German.
Auda - October 25, 2008, 8:45 pm
The fact that "fag" is slang for a single cigarette (sic) gives a whole new meaning to "blowing fags in the bathroom".
God - October 11, 2008, 2:04 pm
Somebody shut that cigarette, Kel, up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2008, 11:24 am
I hate stupid generalizations based on nationality as much as I hate these awful types of flag based posters. Lame poster, lame caption, lame attitude. poorly done, too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 11, 2008, 11:10 am
Ok, I'm tired of seeing this shit. Kel, nobody gives a shit what you think. Not everyone thinks like the dumb piece of shit who made this poster. Stop lumping us the fuck in with everyone else.
Kel - October 11, 2008, 6:08 am
Im guessing a fat sloth of an American made this. Ha, You lost Nam! You go to war and cant win.. Also, I think Its known as "Fags" are ruining the United States..
jonnyshadez - October 2, 2008, 4:02 pm
I hope you're not painting everyone in the UK as a faggot, its just English people so use their flag next time, red cross on white background.
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 8:27 am
Well, it's also a meatball: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
RnR - September 24, 2008, 12:05 pm
smoke = a fag /// a fag can also be ONE faggot = poofter
Truth in Advertising - September 24, 2008, 10:14 am
Actually, in England, a faggot is a cigarette.
aPauling - September 24, 2008, 9:41 am
In England, aren't "faggots" meatballs?
brock0lee - September 24, 2008, 9:04 am
wouldn't english faggots be redundant then?


ROYAL ASCOT RACE - So YOUNG! So ANGRY!! DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!




HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


BRITISH PETROLEUM - They know!




BRITISH PEOPLE - I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.




BRITISH THEATER -




1 GUY 0 CUPS - The German Hardcore Version Of That Crap


TAGS: commemorating tea time the british way is for pussies
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:15 pm
Is he tea-bagging himself?


RACIST - The more times you have to say you're not, the more likely it is that you are.


TAGS: bnp racist british national party nazi
Rating: 2.2/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 2:03 am
So you just have to accuse someone a lot, eh?


AMPHIBIOUS ICE CREAM VAN - Now peddling drugs to English fishermen.




BRITISH SUMMER - 6 weeks of warm rain. Bliss.


TAGS: british summer rain
Rating: 4.6/5

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pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 9:47 pm
no, i'd say that's pretty accurate
Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:29 am
Sarcasm, drought or eccentricity?


DIGNITY -




untimely posters -




PAUL REVERE -


TAGS: paul revere progressive british
Rating: 4.11/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:16 pm
So much for keeping it real. "Thou seest me rollin'. Thou haten."


BRITISH FAMILIES DIVIDED AT CHRISTMAS -




BRITISH PLAYS - Still a tad gay




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